Why *is* a raven like a writing desk?

I haven’t the slightest idea.

Just because you have a Lysol magic hand soap dispensing thing, does not mean that your water will turn on just by placing your hand under the faucet — trust me, I learned the hard way.

Calculators Don’t Belong in VCRs

When the going gets tough the tough gets going and when left in the sun, mayonnaise grows hair. (from “Vital Information for Your Every Day Life” on “All That”)

Green water at Love Park

When babies are born, they’re naked. (Little boy from my former 3rd grade class)

Inside out pajamas will not help you get a snow day when it’s 50 degrees outside — trust Abby, she learned the hard way.

I am a rhinoceros with glasses.

When my conscience is sleeping, I do bad things. (My daughter)

There are two zucchinis! Hahahahahaha (My daughter)
What are you talking about? (Me)
There are two zucchinis and one is like underwear! HAHAHA (My daughter)
WHAT are you talking about? (Me)
YOU KNOW! The zucchini that you wear for swimming! It’s like underwear!!!! HAHAHAHA HA (My daughter)

Breaking up is hard to do, but breaking a dozen eggs with a sledgehammer is fun! (from “Vital Information for Your Every Day Life” on “All That”)

Porcupines masturbate

Why all of the nonsense, silliness and randomness? Today is Mad Hatter Day, of course 🙂

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10 responses to this post.

  1. I was wondering what was going on here! LOL
    I remember the show “All That”…I miss it! 😦

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    • Hehe . . . I never watched “All That” but one of my friends used to pass along all of the quips from “Vital Information for Your Every Day Life” and I LOVED them!

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  2. This is AWESOME and totally made my day! I love the picture at the end. Thanks for the smile, I needed it today. 🙂

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  3. That’s so funny! I was going to leave a post for Mad Hatter Day. 🙂

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  4. LOL! I loved it! 🙂

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  5. Isn’t EVERY day Mad Hatter Day? 🙂

    Love the green fountain!

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    • Well if it’s not, it most certainly should be!

      A few weeks ago, I was walking downtown and was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. I cut him off and said, “uh, why is the water in the fountain at Love Park green? I gotta go. I need to take a picture!” As it turns out, it was for the Eagles – me = clueless about sports, but hey, it still looked super cool 🙂

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